munch munch munch

Henry88 · September 11, 2009, 08:39:10 PM

Mr. DS · September 12, 2009, 07:48:56 PM

The marrying couple had a fool proof mechanism for anyone not thinking of giving them money.

Psycho Circus · September 13, 2009, 03:30:15 PM

Alan the aligator was often curious about what his internet pals referred to as "grooming". Even though they'd never explain, he thought he'd figure it out himself...

whitelion43 · October 25, 2009, 10:17:00 PM

Bride to Groom: I thought The Alligator was on your side of the family

AndyC · October 25, 2009, 10:42:12 PM

The fate of anyone who requested the Bird Dance or the Macarena.

retrorussell · October 26, 2009, 05:02:16 AM

Gator: I can't wait to make a purse out of this a**hole!!!

paula · December 16, 2009, 12:05:47 AM

Quote from: Henry88 on September 11, 2009, 08:39:10 PM

the exec's would not green light lassie's replacement....fortunately.

SPazzo · December 16, 2009, 02:43:13 PM

Well, this is one way to get rid of a drunken best man.

AndyC · December 16, 2009, 05:39:05 PM

"Schni schna Schnappi,
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni schna Schnappi,
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp."

Draug · July 22, 2010, 07:25:15 AM

Once again the alligator won the prize for the best wedding gift; a life size doll of a young David Hasselhoff.

sprite75 · July 22, 2010, 10:43:02 AM

What happens when you invite Mrs. Bickerman to a wedding...

InformationGeek · July 23, 2010, 12:01:32 PM

I guess hiring the alligator to handle the entertainment was a bad idea after all.

Nukie 2 · July 23, 2010, 09:46:34 PM

Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Mash potato, do the alligator
Put your hand on your hips, yeah
Let your backbone slip
Do the Watusi
Like my little Lucy
Hey! Uh!

TheDope · July 24, 2010, 06:24:15 AM

Quote from: Nukie 2 on July 23, 2010, 09:46:34 PM
Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Mash potato, do the alligator...

WAAH! I don't wanna do "the alligator" anymore!!!