Super Shark Attack

[Swamp Thing]

The trailer is out for Fred Olen Ray's new movie and boy does it look like a stinker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-qrBRQipA

[Joe the Destroyer]

 

[Jack]

I don't even think that's up to the SyFy Channel's standards.

[Dr. Whom]

The lead actor is called Schneider? Nice touch.

[InformationGeek]

Great... another shark movie to watch.  With this, how many shark films are there now?  A couple dozen or so?

[indianasmith]

Is this one made for TV or DTV?

[Flangepart]

I don't even think that's up to the SyFy Channel's standards.

Aw, come on, It's right down there with their play list. Okey...that is daming them with faint praise...

Land shark riff fest!

[Nukie 2]

Wow the animation in this is worse than any other shark movies prior too this!

[The Burgomaster]

John "Dukes of Hazzard" Schneider and Jimmie "JJ Evans" Walker?  I'M BUYING THIS!!!!!

[Raffine]

That super shark might think
He's gotta mean bite.

But I bet he ain't no match for
Kid DY-NO-MITE!!!



(Cue wild cheering from audience)

[judge death]

So if this in indeed supershark, won't they need kryptonite to defeat it?

[Chainsawmidget]

Anybody else think Super Shark Attack sounds more like the name of an old videogame than a movie title?