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As I was washing my undies the other day..

Started by Trevor, September 04, 2010, 07:26:21 AM

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Umaril The Unfeathered

I once went to one of those dollar store\Odd Lots type of store, and bought some undies there. Good price too, a dollar for three.  As I picked up the package, a great big hand came out and attacked me, and it had bandages all over it, similar to a mummy.

I went and complained to the store manager about my near death experience, and she said, "No no, those are Fruit Of The Tomb" underwear....
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Trevor

Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 08, 2010, 12:54:17 PM
I once went to one of those dollar store\Odd Lots type of store, and bought some undies there. Good price too, a dollar for three.  As I picked up the package, a great big hand came out and attacked me, and it had bandages all over it, similar to a mummy.

I went and complained to the store manager about my near death experience, and she said, "No no, those are Fruit Of The Tomb" underwear....

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We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.