I Can't Believe This Movie Exists!

[Nukie 2]

What are some movies you cannot believe the existence of?

Here are a few of mine:

"Deadly Prey" - why weren't the people when making it able to see all the obvious comedy in it; it's almost like "Hot Shots Part Deux".
   "Danton, know him? I trained him!"

"Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny" - it just has that subconscious blur to it that makes it seem like a dream.

"If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" - A film shot in the style of exploitation movies to convert people to radical Christianity in the face   
  of a crumbling Communist Menace.

[Fausto]

Executive Koala, which will be on my netflix que soon. Of course, I saw the director's other movie, The Calamari Wrestler, with my own eyes, and I still cant believe it exists.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0830581/

[RCMerchant]

Someting really Weird....

BATP#SSY!!!
Yes...this is a real movie from the early 70's,I believe.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Md2aq7Oo

(That music hurts my brain.)

Kung fu dude fights  mummies and...Popeye????
DRAGON LIVES AGAIN (1976)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuQsY0bLGk

[Raffine]

WATER POWER (1977)

From the IMDb description:

Loosely based on the real life escapades of Michael H. Kenyon; who for about a decade, commented armed robberies on female victims whom he would then sexually-assault by forcing enemas upon them. He was also the subject of the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit", available on the Zappa in New York album.

With a (bootlegged mostly from VERTIGO) score by Bernard Herrmann.  

[lester1/2jr]

RC- awesome. I remember seeing the batman on the bouncy thing clip on a something weird promo and I always wondered what in the world it was.

[Rev. Powell]

Someting really Weird....

BATP#SSY!!!
Yes...this is a real movie from the early 70's,I believe.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Md2aq7Oo

(That music hurts my brain.)

I've seen that one... don't recommend it.  It's hardcore porn with ugly people... yeech.

One I watched just recently that I can hardly believe exists is BIG MONEY RUSTLAS. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkx7aTx9TSs&feature=watch_response

A western starring washed up rap stars dressed as clowns?  Not as much fun as it sounds.

The thing is, I had no idea until just recently that Insane Clown Posse still had fans... actually, they're more like a real cult than like a fan base.  Watching this movie, it's impossible to tell why. 

[Leah]

Violent s**t I, II, III, IV
yes, tis is real

[Ozzymandias]

Someting really Weird....

BATP#SSY!!!
Yes...this is a real movie from the early 70's,I believe.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Md2aq7Oo

(That music hurts my brain.)

I've seen that one... don't recommend it.  It's hardcore porn with ugly people... yeech.

Ozzymandias speaks: That music is from the original BATMAN soundtrack LP by Neil Hefti. The song is called (ready for this) "Sewer Woman." Appropriate since Bat P*$$y lives in an outhouse. This is a redneck porn film. Characters talk with thick Southern accents almost as bad as the ones in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do. Luckily, the camera is at a far away distance during the sex portion. Still gross anyway.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

[RCMerchant]

Someting really Weird....

BATP#SSY!!!
Yes...this is a real movie from the early 70's,I believe.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R7Md2aq7Oo

(That music hurts my brain.)

I've seen that one... don't recommend it.  It's hardcore porn with ugly people... yeech.

Ozzymandias speaks: That music is from the original BATMAN soundtrack LP by Neil Hefti. The song is called (ready for this) "Sewer Woman." Appropriate since Bat P*$$y lives in an outhouse. This is a redneck porn film. Characters talk with thick Southern accents almost as bad as the ones in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do. Luckily, the camera is at a far away distance during the sex portion. Still gross anyway.

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

Like many-I have never seen this film....I discovered it's existance thru a SW catalog in about 1998. But with the advent of computers (and my owning of one in 2005) I see'd clips! Still hurts me brain! Thats why I like BAD MOVIES and it's children...which I am one...I always learn some useful (?) info alla time! 

[Rev. Powell]

Another unbelievable one (that I haven't seen, but probably will) is DEAFULA, the hearing-loss awareness horror movie, performed entirely in sign language. 

[RCMerchant]

Another unbelievable one (that I haven't seen, but probably will) is DEAFULA, the hearing-loss awareness horror movie, performed entirely in sign language.  

I have heard of this legendary film! Wasn't made by collage sudents? I really don't need to see it...well...no...as a geek...yeah....

GFUESS WHAT! I FOUND A CLIP!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJyFw6uDYo

Wunnerful. I feel wunnerful. This is why I exist. To see weird s**t like this.