I'M DRUNK

[flackbait]

I"m Drunk; Any responses?!?!?

[Joe the Destroyer]

 

[claws]

Drunk posting threads on the internet: always classic trainwrecks   

[The Burgomaster]

My wife and I and another couple went to a Murder Mystery weekend at a campground in Maine last weekend.  We did only moderate drinking on Friday night, but Saturday we started drinking at 10:30 in the morning and didn't stop until 11:00 at night.  Along the way I had Long Island Iced Teas, beer, and shots of Sambuca.  I hadn't done that much sustained drinking in a very long time.

[dean]

Outta beer, so am sober.  Man, study is not the same sober... 

[The Gravekeeper]

I'M SOBER. I mean, it is only 9:30 in the morning and it's a weekday. Mind you, my sculpture project probably would turn out interesting in its own way if I did it drunk (although I'm pretty I'd be escorted off campus before I could finish).

[Jack]

I think there's about 2 beers in the fridge.  Maybe tonight I'll get all wild and drink them 

[retrorussell]

I almost never drink, so I think I'm due. 

[Trevor]

I'm not so trunk as you dhink I am.    

Actually, hard liquor is something I keep very far away from, aside from a rare beer every so often and even there, I dilute the beer with a lemonade or a Sprite.  

[Sister Grace]

Drunk posting threads on the internet: always classic trainwrecks   

I'm a train-wreck waiting to happen....
Not so much drunk as seriously medicated. I haven't been able to sleep for the past three days, I just keep going on and on (writing on the walls, laying in the floor and numbing myself with chemicals).