Guess what, guys! I'm an ACTION FIGURE!!!

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

For the record, AHD, if you EVER compare me with Michael Moore again . . .

I SHALL SMITE YOU IN THE NOSTRILS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WAX YOUR SPLEEN WITH EFFERDENT!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that but we'll put ice in his ice cream,  oranges in his orange juice, and vegetables in his vegetable soup! That'll learn I'm....

[Olivia Bauer]

I will remove your testicles THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!

Man! Random threats are fun!

[Allhallowsday]

For the record, AHD, if you EVER compare me with Michael Moore again . . .I SHALL SMITE YOU IN THE NOSTRILS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WAX YOUR SPLEEN WITH EFFERDENT!!!!!!!!!!

Not only that but we'll put ice in his ice cream,  oranges in his orange juice, and vegetables in his vegetable soup! That'll learn I'm....

Bwahhahahahahaha-ah-eh!!!  You'll not get your hands on my plan or my duodenum.  My spleen is a success!  We'll all eat healthier and tolerate Indy.    Umaril is another matter.  

[Menard]

You know...if you took the end off that shovel...you'd be holding an interesting implement. Now I know what you mean by 'piece of Indy'. 

Menard, you are a man after my own heart.  I had that EXACT same thought because I saw the shovel without the end on it.  That, coupled with the size of those shoes made me do the thing with my face.



I don't know why, but I thought Indy was a 19 year college student.

Seeing that pic of him, I have a feeling he's an escapee from an asylum.

[indianasmith]

No, but THE ASYLUM wanted me to star in one of their films.

I told'em forget it - I do have SOME standards!

[Trevor]

No, but THE ASYLUM wanted me to star in one of their films.

I told'em forget it - I do have SOME standards!

BTW I see that according to the IMDB, The Asylum are now listed as "The Global Asylum". 

[RD]

I don't see any royalties for using my likeness on these trinkets.

[Menard]

You know...if you took the end off that shovel...you'd be holding an interesting implement. Now I know what you mean by 'piece of Indy'. 

Menard, you are a man after my own heart.  I had that EXACT same thought because I saw the shovel without the end on it.  That, coupled with the size of those shoes made me do the thing with my face.



I don't know why, but I thought Indy was a 19 year college student.

So what would be a good name for our intrepid explorer?

Dildo Smith...cave explorer supreme...no hole is too deep for him. 

[AndyC]

We made a very lifelike sculpture of Indy a couple of years ago.


And here's Leonard Maltin holding the nearest thing you'll find to an action figure of me.

I should get one and add a little Zappa stache and patch, and a pair of glasses. Then it would be a pretty good likeness.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

I will remove your testicles THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS!!

Man! Random threats are fun!

Does that mean he can see himself coming?   

[Raffine]

I'm waiting for the Indy figure with Kung-Fu grip.

[Menard]

I'm waiting for the Indy figure with Kung-Fu grip.

I've heard he has a hell of a grip....bwhahahahahahaha 

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

We made a very lifelike sculpture of Indy a couple of years ago.

That's not Indy...it looks more like a cross between Snuffy Smith and The Shmoo with the whiskers and the hat 

And here's Leonard Maltin holding the nearest thing you'll find to an action figure of me.

I should get one and add a little Zappa stache and patch, and a pair of glasses. Then it would be a pretty good likeness.

Nice action figure Mr. Maltin is holding.  That's Tor Johnson, isn't it?