The Matrix

Draug · March 08, 2011, 04:55:47 PM

Seems like hiding your porn collection in the kitchen wasn't such a good idea after all.

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Guess who found your secret stash of "herbs"?!

venomx · March 08, 2011, 05:52:52 PM

Movie director: CUT, CUT! You keep farting, Hugo... come on now be serious.
Hugo: HAHAHAHA!

SPazzo · March 09, 2011, 12:48:19 AM

"Well, when I was little, my mother told me my face would freeze this way, but I didn't believe her..."

Joe the Destroyer · March 09, 2011, 12:59:25 AM

"I found your speed, Mr. Anderson!"

AndyC · March 09, 2011, 09:36:55 AM

"Look all you want, but you won't find any baking soda! How are you going to make pancakes now? Bwahahahahaha!"

JayJayM12 · March 09, 2011, 10:44:11 AM

"C'mon in Hugo. Why don't you sit down and have a cookie? I'm Chris Hansen..."

sideorderofninjas · March 09, 2011, 11:45:16 PM

You better not be that happy for getting the Red Skull role...

Flangepart · March 10, 2011, 01:47:27 PM

"Seriously. White pancake on the face, green hair, purple suit. Next Joker for sure!"

Mr. DS · March 11, 2011, 09:28:17 AM

"Hold on guys seriously, I can't take Keanu seriously when he's acting. He was 'Ted' for Chr!st Sakes!"

RD · March 11, 2011, 09:50:06 AM

"I Can't believe 'I can't believe it's not Butter' is just a program in the matrix. I refuse to!"

AndyC · March 11, 2011, 10:37:22 AM

I can't believe I'm one of Hollywood's biggest badasses now. I mean, I starred in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert for crying out loud. Life is good.

Olivia Bauer · March 16, 2011, 07:53:40 AM

Mr. Smith: "A Matrix... Anime? HAHA! f**k that!"