The Ghouck Appreciation Thread

[Killer Bees]

I don't know Ghouck very well, but anyone from Alaska is okay in my book

[Doggett]

I don't know Ghouck very well, but anyone from Alaska is okay in my book

Even Sarah Palin ?

[Hammock Rider]

These true life Ghouck anecdotes were inspired by the Bill Blaskey skits from SNL. i.e. I just changed a few names.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Ghouck went hunting? Ghouck decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

"His poop is used as currency in Tibet."

"He sweats bacon grease"

"He once breast-fed one of the Black-Eyed peas back to health."

"I once saw him reverse spin  kick Angela Lansbury ."

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this Asian waiter with an eight foot tall afro-mullet, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Ghouck!"


"His favorite movie is Ice Castles with Robby Benson."