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With Jason X coming out, I think everyone should reply to this.

Started by Pistof, April 15, 2002, 07:57:09 PM

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C. Hill


  • If you are out camping, partying, housesitting, and your friends start disappearing, YOU CAN NOT STILL HAVE A GOOD TIME.
  • If you manage to knock the killer down temporarily, DO NOT try to remove his mask because if you do, your ass is just asking for it.  Try something more productive, like stabbing his head a few dozen times.  And for christ's sake, take his weapon.
  • Try not to act like an a***ole, there is a sense of justice in the slasher movie world, and the a***oles always die first.
  • Damn people, make sure your shoelaces are tied.  You always trip up when the killer is after you.
  • Don't buy overly elaborate kitchen or lawn and garden appliances.  You know if they show a closeup of someone using a combination apple slicer-peeler-corer-masher-blender, it's gonna be used to kill somebody later.

  • John Morgan

    Is this a "Soap Opera Movie?"  How many more of these things are there?  (13 like they originally planned)  Is it going to run like Dark Shadows but in the Theater?

    Kevin Joyce

    You know that I am from New York and I never realized how many pits of acid, dead end alleys, and various other hazards there are right in the heart of the city

    AndyC

    Yep, they pump thousands of gallons of toxic waste through the sewers at the same time every night.

    Pistof

    In my opinion and I believe many will agree, Jason DID NOT take Manhatten. The movie title may say 'Jason takes Manhatten' but he doesn't. No he takes 45th and Bronze St., thats about it. He took a diner, a few alleys, and a boat. In my mind that does not count as taking Manhatten. The Muppets took Manhatten more then Jason did! (Whew, I just needed to get that out)

    J.R.

    I think JTM is the only film that shows Manhattan as it really is: A filthy, dangerous, unholy pit of despair and death. I always thought it was kind of an old stereotype that decapited heads lay in the streets, everyone's rude, it's dingy and frightening and you will get mugged on every corner. Then I went to NYC and found that to be all too true. Maybe I was just in the wrong part of town. Still, it's not that bad compared to Chicago.

    Jay O'Connor

    "1990: Bronx Warriors" was pretty accurate, too, in it's depiction of NYC

    C. Hill

    "1990: Bronx Warriors" was pretty accurate, too, in it's depiction of NYC


    "I feel safe with you, Trash."

    But seriously, have either of you been to NYC in the past decade or so?


    Jay O'Connor

    I haven't, I just happened to see that movie a few weeks ago

    john

    I was briefly, I was with someone else going to a hobby shop, so we didn't see too much of it. I do recall a guy on a building's steps getting high and another guy hiding behind the hobby shop (where the parking lot was) from a cop.

    FishStik

    What I Learned from Jason:
    *Never date a woman with a tattoo of a dagger
    *Never get less than twelve hours of sleep
    *and never play cards with a guy who has the first name of a city.

    Wait... oh I learned that from Teen Wolf. I learned lots of stuff from Jason.

    *You can't kill him.
    *No matter how fast your car is the killer will catch up to you
    *Never..... well, you get the drill.