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What can you do that most other people cannot do?

Started by The Burgomaster, March 23, 2011, 12:36:47 PM

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Derf

#75
March 29, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on March 29, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mofo Rising

#76
March 30, 2011, 01:00:17 AM
Quote from: Derf on March 29, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on March 29, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:

What was the record? I just measured one of mine and it was a little longer than an inch.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

Derf

#77
March 30, 2011, 07:24:32 AM
Quote from: Mofo Rising on March 30, 2011, 01:00:17 AM
Quote from: Derf on March 29, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on March 29, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:

What was the record? I just measured one of mine and it was a little longer than an inch.

The record was about 2.75 inches. I just Googled it, and the record is now 6 inches. I guess I was mistaken about having world-class nipple hair.  :bluesad:   #%$ nipple hippies and their long hair. 
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

trekgeezer

#78
March 30, 2011, 07:47:57 AM
I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

The Burgomaster

#79
March 30, 2011, 08:31:16 AM
Quote from: Trekgeezer on March 30, 2011, 07:47:57 AM
I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue

I can touch the end of my . . . never mind . . .

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