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Giant Shrimp: Is that an oxymoron?

Started by Joe the Destroyer, May 26, 2011, 02:55:19 AM

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No Joe,  YOU'RE the oxymoron pal.  Next time watch your language.  :hatred:

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I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  
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Quote from: The DarkSider on May 26, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  

This is a problem I have as well.  The first thing that comes to mind when I see an animal is what it tastes like. 
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Quote from: Andrew on May 26, 2011, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 26, 2011, 07:19:18 AM
I took a look at it and thought two words, cocktail sauce.  

This is a problem I have as well.  The first thing that comes to mind when I see an animal is what it tastes like. 
Yep, I actually get hungry at a petting zoo.
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Animal Planet, Food Channel.  What's the difference?

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I'm still hoping that someday I get to find out what Dinosaur and Extra Terrestrial taste like.
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Would it be proper to say that dinosaur tastes like chicken, or that chicken tastes like dinosaur?

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Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
Would it be proper to say that dinosaur tastes like chicken, or that chicken tastes like dinosaur?

Chicken would be a good guess, I think. Athough dinosaur might taste like emu, which is a red meat. Makes a nice burger, although it's a bit dry.

That six-foot shrimp looks like it might have at least three feet of good tail meat. Probably hard to cook it in one piece though, at least without overcooking the outside before the inside is done. Can't imagine what it would take to drop that thing in boiling water anyway. However it's cooked, I'd probably eat it with melted butter and a squeeze of lemon.
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Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Animal Network, Food Channel.  What's the difference?

Let's just call it Food Planet.
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Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on May 26, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
Animal Planet, Food Channel.  What's the difference?
Well, on Animal Planet, sometimes the food eats you.
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