Something guaranteed to make you all scream in horror...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Unimaginable horror awaits you here: http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/84962/photoplasty-contest-1-4.26.11-if-classic-movies-were-remade-by-michael-bay

You will wake up screaming in the night, you will be traumatized, you will seriously consider suicide to avoid the possibility of seeing something like this happen.

[Zapranoth]

"I'm sorry" won't cut it, man.  Some things you can't un-see.