South Africa goes to the polls on 18 May

[Trevor]

Another historic day in our country dawns tomorrow where all ~ please note: ALL ~ South Africans can go and cast ballots on Wednesday. Once that's done, we have the day off. It's good to vote and its' even better that everyone can vote.  

I just hate the thought of getting up at 05h00 tomorrow in this cold   to vote, but I will.  

[Flick James]

That's awesome. 

You should make it a tradition to go vote, then go to a strip club.

You can call it the "Poll to pole" tradition.

[Trevor]

That's awesome. 

You should make it a tradition to go vote, then go to a strip club.

You can call it the "Poll to pole" tradition.

I think the ladies will also be voting on that day. 

[Flick James]

That's awesome. 

You should make it a tradition to go vote, then go to a strip club.

You can call it the "Poll to pole" tradition.

I think the ladies will also be voting on that day. 

I see. Well, then those venues need to make sure they give their dancers ample opportunity to vote. This still leaves the late night hours wide open.

[Mr. DS]

I've decided to vote against Trevor's underpants.

[Trevor]

I've decided to vote against Trevor's underpants.

+ 

They weren't on the ballot paper, strangely. 

After a hour and a half in the queue, democracy has spoken. Viva South Africa!