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Started by Mr. DS, June 02, 2011, 09:05:30 PM

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Mr. DS

June 02, 2011, 09:05:30 PM

"Mommy!  Daddy is bouncing up and down on the bed with the neighbor!"
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

sprite75

#1
June 02, 2011, 09:23:06 PM
Mommy, hold still.  Curious George showed me how to perform a proctology exam.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

#2
June 03, 2011, 11:31:35 AM

Mommy, why do men look at your behind when ever you wear that pink skirt that shows your stockings attached to something?
yeah no.

Hammock Rider

#3
June 05, 2011, 04:53:33 AM


"Hey MA! Why the hell did you name me Calliou? What's the deal with that? Does it have any family significance or what? It sounds like I'm named after some kind of French sauce. How 'bout you and Dad change your names to Bordelaise and Garlic Butter?! And another thing, how come I'm bald? Everyone thinks I got the Big C or alopecia ! And another thing, how about you and dad get a pulse? The other day I almost burned down the garage and all you told me was to ask before I played with lighters and gasoline. Chrissakes Mom, I'm raisin' myself here!....."
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

AndyC

#4
June 08, 2011, 07:36:38 PM
Mommy's chili farts took the hair right off him.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

sprite75

#5
June 08, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
F this, Mom.  I'm changing my name to Telly!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#6
June 09, 2011, 07:04:47 AM
"Mommy, is Charlie Brown my real father?"
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Mr. DS

#7
June 09, 2011, 09:31:47 AM
"Mommy, DarkSider's kid says I have a basketball head..."

(seriously, I trained my kid to say that...)
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

venomx

#8
June 09, 2011, 10:20:43 AM


"It's OK Mommy, it's only a little fish hook so you'll only feel a little prick."

Joe the Destroyer

#9
June 22, 2011, 04:31:05 AM
"Damn mom, you got some junk up in this trunk!"

JayJayM12

#10
June 28, 2011, 02:34:57 PM
As he points, "please let me be the front piece of the Human Centipede!"
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

sprite75

#11
June 28, 2011, 04:52:29 PM


What?  I was just going to do what I saw Daddy doing to you last night.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Cthulhu

#12
June 29, 2011, 06:15:43 PM
Lean closer, I can't donkey-punch properly....


Yeah, that was dark...

AndyC

#13
June 29, 2011, 06:28:23 PM
"No, wait. I think I buried Gilbert over there."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Leah

#14
June 29, 2011, 07:03:02 PM

uh, the neighbor's house is on fire.
yeah no.
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