Jar Jar shows why

sprite75 · June 22, 2011, 10:43:01 PM

Jar Jar shows why there are always so many women lined up outside his offices all the time.

Leah · June 23, 2011, 10:33:36 AM

Mommy, mommy, can I have this Foot Roll up?

Me tongue es no "Foot Roll Up"!

Mr. DS · June 23, 2011, 01:23:48 PM

"Next up on the Star Wars auction block, this one of a kind still frame of Jar Jar Binks. We'll start the bidding at $200. $200? Um, ok...how about $100 who will give me $100? Eh...$50? $25?"

JayJayM12 · June 28, 2011, 02:26:34 PM

Sure ladies, he may be missing a finger, but I mean, come on...

Psycho Circus · June 28, 2011, 05:54:55 PM

Jar Jar responds to his critics just like George Lucas does...

sprite75 · June 28, 2011, 06:59:39 PM

Why was Jar-Jar really kicked out of Otoh Gunga? It was not for being clumsy as he would often claim. It was due to that unfortunate time when Jar-Jar was discovered to be using that tongue on himself.

SPazzo · June 28, 2011, 07:59:38 PM

Little did any of the other character's realize, but Jar Jar's tongue is actually an alien life form slowly sucking all the drama and seriousness out of the prequels.

Psycho Circus · June 28, 2011, 08:01:36 PM

That was Jar Jar's pose seconds before he was frozen in carbonite......FOR GOOD!

Hammock Rider · June 29, 2011, 09:37:30 AM

Hey Nerd Boys, I made it through the whole series unscathed! As a matter of fact I was promoted to Senator! Nyaaaaaahh!!!

AndyC · July 12, 2011, 10:29:28 AM

"Fetch me my weed eater, Ma! I gots me a pesky horse frog out here."