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Started by flackbait, October 18, 2007, 09:40:35 AM

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flackbait

October 18, 2007, 09:40:35 AM

WHOAH! Here comes a big one!

frank

#1
October 18, 2007, 11:27:18 AM

“Hold on, let me get this right…You mean, if I collect it in this cup and take it to this hospital/bank thing they actually give me money for it???”
......"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine."

Mr. DS

#2
October 18, 2007, 07:41:50 PM
I don't care what you macho men think, I'm gonna drink this with my pinkies out god*mmit.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Derf

#3
October 18, 2007, 08:43:46 PM
McQueen: "Reeeeeeally? There's beer in here? Oh, man, this is too cool! Mom would freak if she ever found out we were drinking beer!"

Sorry. He just looks a little giddy to me, like he really thinks he's getting away with something.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Yaddo 42

#4
October 18, 2007, 09:05:02 PM
Jaegerbombs is the shizzle!!!

or

Jim, I may be drunk but tell this guy to get his hand off my thigh!

or

That's strong hooch, I'm never dipping into William Holden's liquor cabinet again.
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

sideorderofninjas

#5
October 18, 2007, 10:13:48 PM
Alms for the poor, kind sir.  Please, they need alms.....
SideOrderOfNinjas
http://www.sideorderofninjas.com

"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."

indianasmith

#6
October 18, 2007, 10:14:58 PM
"This one time, at band camp . . . ."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AndyC

#7
October 20, 2007, 09:21:06 PM
"OK, stop pretending to be a blow-up doll. You're starting to creep us out."
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jdlarch

#8
September 18, 2008, 08:41:30 PM
Guy in the middle (simpering): Jeez Bruce, I thought a Mickey was supposed to knock him out! What are we gonna do now?
Guy on the left: Just hold his leg, maybe he'll get the idea...
Guy on the right: IIIIII LOVE A PARADE!!!!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

retrorussell

#9
November 17, 2009, 06:00:32 AM
Quote from: flackbait on October 18, 2007, 09:40:35 AM


Mmmmm!  This is terrific coffee!
Uh.. that's Fat Bastard's stool sample.
I thought it tasted nutty..
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

paula

#10
December 15, 2009, 11:56:05 PM
3 guys, one cup

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

AndyC

#11
December 16, 2009, 05:16:25 PM
Quote from: paula on December 15, 2009, 11:56:05 PM
3 guys, one cup

Eeeeeewwww! It's perfect! :bouncegiggle:
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Hammock Rider

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July 08, 2011, 10:28:11 AM Last Edit: July 08, 2011, 10:30:17 AM by Hammock Rider


Donald Pleasence is one hell of a french kisser. That's right I said it!
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Leah

#13
July 08, 2011, 11:26:29 AM
*yawn* can you tell a new story this time?
yeah no.
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