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Killer Tongue

Started by Ted, April 27, 2002, 08:59:09 AM

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Ted

If you can find this movie, you have to see it! I got it at a garage sale for 2 bucks and I would pay 5 for it!
 How they got Robert Englund(Freddie) to play in this turd is beyond me but you have to see this to belive it.
 Some kind of cosmic trash falls to Earth and breaks up, landing a small piece in a nun's soup. Of course, a lot of meaningless things happen and our heroine (who was only pretending to be a nun) suddenly is the new owner of an amazing tongue with a bit of an attitude....
 Has anyone else seen it?

Chris1

I rented it and shouldn't because it was one of worst movies I ever seen no good plot , and the cast  only Robert Englund and the sexxy Mindy Clarke was good but the others was ok. The best part of the movie is Mindy Clarke in that body suit  WOW talking about HOT!!

Neo

I also rented this and spent an hour and a half of my life, that I will never have back mind you, watching this crapfest! The gay poodle men, the tongue with possession problems, & a group of gun wielding nuns all combine to bring you to your knees in this .. ahem .. film! There is no way I would own this crap unless it was edited to only show "what's her face" in that black body suit through the entire thing!!!

-Neo-

Steven Millan

     As far as it goes for me,any film that features both Robert "Freddy" Englund and Doug "Pinhead" Bradley(and,almost hired to star,Bruce Campbell)together on-screen,meteor chunks that cause folks to explode into massive chunkier pieces,a gang of transvestite crazies,and a possessed nun transformed into a long-tongued killer in a skintight leather outfit is definitely a winner in my book.And,it's also from Spain(the land of Paul Naschy,and those heavily underappreciated Brian Yuzna/Fantastic Factory films;hey,at least Yuzna and his new hombres don't do post 90s teen horror,and those disposable "remakes",or
those crappy "Dentist"/"Silent Night,Deadly Night" sequels anymore).

Akira Tubo

I have no word to describe how unenjoyable this . . . thing was.  I don't think a word exists that can describe its level of bad.

I made it to the point where the guy reversed at full speed into a truck - somehow utterly destroying the truck while not scratching his car - on normal play.  Fast forward couldn't take me through the rest fast enough, so Eject ended my pain.

J.R.

I watched this on cable once. A very bad film, one that will test even seasoned schlock fans. The film quality is worse than a super-8 student film. It's got that specil kind of disgusting: Not gory or anything, just headschey and depressing.

Ted

I'm sure glad to hear that I'm not the only person to have endured this turd! It's been worth the 2 bucks I mistakenly gave for it just to lend it to friends and hear their reactions!

Nathan

Wow.  Apparently there are only a few of us who found the movie refreshing and funny.  The few, the proud...

Nathan