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FatFreddysCat

August 08, 2011, 10:00:58 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mysterious-blue-shark-found-hampshire-woods-132431689.html

Mysterious blue shark found in New Hampshire woods

Locals in the small town of Milton, New Hampshire are trying to figure out how a six-foot shark ended up in the region's woods.

Floyd Ellis told local station WMUR that his brother found the decomposing blue shark on Thursday. The closest ocean beach is a 45-minute drive away, so authorities think fishers without a license may have caught it there and then dumped it in the woods to decompose when they realized they might get in trouble for the catch.

Miltonites at a local pond told the station they had never heard of anything like it. One man suggested that the incident was likely a real-world extension of the Discovery Channel's annual summer roundup of shark-themed programming.

"It's totally Shark Week," the man said.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Doggett

#1
August 08, 2011, 10:08:35 PM
Sharks have evolved to walk on land.



Goodbye human race.
We don't satnd a chance aganst LAND SHARKS!!!!

:bluesad:


                                             

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indianasmith

#2
August 08, 2011, 10:11:42 PM
It was aliens . . . I seen um!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Mr. DS

#3
August 09, 2011, 06:50:39 AM
Meh, nothing new...the ones I know are into percussion actually.
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FatFreddysCat

#4
August 09, 2011, 07:43:06 AM
Unconfirmed reports suggest that the shark's last word before expiring was "Caaaaaandy-gram..."
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

FatFreddysCat

#5
August 09, 2011, 09:00:14 AM


"Cleverest species of'em all!"
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Criswell

#6
August 15, 2011, 03:11:20 PM
Plot for Jaws 6 anyone?

indianasmith

#7
August 15, 2011, 05:34:58 PM
LUNGSHARK VS SASQUATCH!!!!!!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:



Come on, SYFY, you've worn out the giant reptile genre!!! :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Raffine

#8
August 15, 2011, 10:27:25 PM
It was this guy!

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Chainsawmidget

#9
August 29, 2011, 09:51:06 PM
He was looking for Ellen Brody and just didn't quite make it in time.
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