The ugliest website of all time

Olivia Bauer · September 12, 2011, 10:59:18 AM

WARNING: "May cause seizures, headaches, and a loss of faith in the web design business"

Please remove all objects from the room that you can use to gouge out your eyes.

PROTIP: Hit the "Stop" button on your browser to stop all the annoying "Movement".

http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

You were warned.

For additional torture, use internet explorer to look at this link. It gets even uglier.

Criswell · September 12, 2011, 03:43:14 PM

My eyes hurt. Very badly.

The Burgomaster · September 12, 2011, 04:02:22 PM

I think it has hypnotic qualities. I just gave up all my material possessions and I'm moving to a mountaintop to commune with the Lord.

Rev. Powell · September 12, 2011, 05:16:38 PM

It may be ugly, but it works. I accepted their offer for a "free gift of eternal life" and Jesus is now my personal savior.

Just kidding. I had been on the fence, but after viewing this site I've decided to embrace the worship of Baal. His website is much more tasteful and better designed.

Olivia Bauer · September 12, 2011, 05:21:53 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 12, 2011, 05:16:38 PM
It may be ugly, but it works. I accepted their offer for a "free gift of eternal life" and Jesus is now my personal savior.

Just kidding. I had been on the fence, but after viewing this site I've decided to embrace the worship of Baal. His website is much more tasteful and better designed.

Seeing that Baal is the demon prince of gluttony, you probably get plenty of free food.

Derf · September 12, 2011, 05:32:26 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on September 12, 2011, 05:21:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 12, 2011, 05:16:38 PM
It may be ugly, but it works. I accepted their offer for a "free gift of eternal life" and Jesus is now my personal savior.

Just kidding. I had been on the fence, but after viewing this site I've decided to embrace the worship of Baal. His website is much more tasteful and better designed.

Seeing that Baal is the demon prince of gluttony, you probably get plenty of free food.

You've obviously never attended a Baptist pot-luck dinner.

AndyC · September 12, 2011, 06:09:37 PM

The poor cat just can't keep up with the background.

SPazzo · September 12, 2011, 08:23:08 PM

For a moment, I thought you were going to share Yvette's Bridal Formal. But this is scarier...

Olivia Bauer · September 12, 2011, 08:27:01 PM

Quote from: SPazzo on September 12, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
For a moment, I thought you were going to share Yvette's Bridal Formal. But this is scarier...

I was wondering if someone would link me to that one.

Psycho Circus · September 13, 2011, 06:22:04 AM

AAAAARRRGHHH!

Couchtr26 · September 13, 2011, 11:38:04 PM

I got a virus alert after clicking on it. Found it funny as hell. Tithing isn't enough now, we want your credit card information.

AndyC · September 14, 2011, 07:50:14 AM

I was kind of relieved that it was just really hard to look at. The way A.J. was warning everybody, I was almost afraid to look. Thought it might be a Goatse type of thing.