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THE RETURN OF THE A.J. BAUER REVIEWS

Started by Olivia Bauer, November 07, 2011, 11:19:29 PM

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Olivia Bauer

November 07, 2011, 11:19:29 PM Last Edit: November 08, 2011, 08:52:50 PM by A.J. Bauer
I'm going to start again on my reviews. After Thanksgiving on one night a week I will review a s**tty movie of your choosing. This time,  it doesn't need to be on Netflix! Just name a movie and I'll do my best to get my hands on it. The only thing I ask is that you don't choose porn. Okay guys, request away!

bob

#1
November 07, 2011, 11:24:34 PM
Freddy Got Fingered
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

claws

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November 08, 2011, 02:07:44 AM
The Jackhammer Massacre (2004)

indianasmith

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November 08, 2011, 07:17:11 AM
DAHMER VS GACY!  You'll have a lot of fun with that one!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

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November 08, 2011, 08:53:28 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on November 08, 2011, 07:17:11 AM
DAHMER VS GACY!  You'll have a lot of fun with that one!

A Dahmer Vs. Gacy film? Hmm... Fascinating. So far that seems to be the best choice.

InformationGeek

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November 08, 2011, 12:40:42 PM
Oh!  Well since you asked...

Standing Ovation (2010): This has to be the second worst live acted kids' film ever, second only to Pocket Ninjas.  It's possibly the worst Musical as well (In your face Xanadu!).  If you watch this, be warned.

Stripperland (2010): Someone must watch this and report back. I nominate this film for you if you want another suggestion!
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Olivia Bauer

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November 08, 2011, 06:14:55 PM
I said I'd do this after Thanksgiving but the idea of Dahmer Vs. Gacy just sounds fantastic in terms of terrible cinema. I'm REALLY sold on the idea.  :teddyr:

I may do it this Friday!

Flick James

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November 08, 2011, 06:58:02 PM
If you want to stay in theme with B Movies, the title of this thread should be:

THE RETURN OF THE A.J. BAUER REVIEWS
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

indianasmith

#8
November 09, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
You can read my mini-review of this movie if you like . . . it's on here somewhere.  The thing was absolutely hilarious!!!!!  A movie by bad movie lovers, for bad movie lovers.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

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November 09, 2011, 12:52:47 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on November 09, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
You can read my mini-review of this movie if you like . . . it's on here somewhere.  The thing was absolutely hilarious!!!!!  A movie by bad movie lovers, for bad movie lovers.

Maybe afterwards. I don't want to know what I'm getting into.

Leah

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November 09, 2011, 08:06:16 PM
You could always do The Screaming Skull, The Brain from Planet Arous (aka Moforising's avatar) or Reptilicus.
yeah no.

Olivia Bauer

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November 09, 2011, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on November 09, 2011, 08:06:16 PM
You could always do The Screaming Skull, The Brain from Planet Arous (aka Moforising's avatar) or Reptilicus.


I'm going with Dahmer Vs. Gacy. I will however record the other suggestions for the next review. As usual I'll make one every week.

Olivia Bauer

#12
November 12, 2011, 12:13:42 AM
I've cancelled Dahmer Vs. Gacy's riff tonight due to it being 11 PM and I went to see a really s**tty play. I'm kinda out of tolerance tonight.

My reviews for schedule sake will take place at 8 PM (CST) on Saturdays.
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