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Started by Mr. DS, December 05, 2011, 09:55:03 PM

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Mr. DS

December 05, 2011, 09:55:03 PM
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

FatFreddysCat

#1
December 05, 2011, 10:42:59 PM
"What is it? CAUGHT! IN! ELF! MOSH!"
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

tracy

#2
December 06, 2011, 01:36:13 PM
OMG! Santa Claus has been kidnapped by aliens!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Flangepart

#3
December 07, 2011, 09:29:19 AM
One second before the aliens beamed them up for a good probing.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Texdar

#4
December 07, 2011, 03:09:45 PM
There was a report of a riot brewing but it settled down due to their elf control.
I bent my wookie!

NelsonRage

#5
December 07, 2011, 09:45:02 PM
This year, toy production came to a stand still when the Elves decided to hold their first rave.
"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Hammock Rider

#6
January 05, 2012, 10:03:53 AM


Earlier this morning authorities impounded an unregistered  freighter bound for the Nike Pits of Southern China. The freighter's point of origin was somewhere near the North pole, and the cargo holds were packed with elves.
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

JayJayM12

#7
January 17, 2012, 05:33:24 PM
When things got out of hand with the Occupy North Pole movement, the 38%ers formed, without a doubt, the most delightful riot you'll ever see...
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Draug

#8
February 17, 2012, 07:55:48 PM


The stuff nightmares are made of.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

Leah

#9
February 17, 2012, 08:19:41 PM
What do you mean we're being replaced by Oompa-Loompas?!
yeah no.
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