Man Attacks Wife with Cheez-Its

[bob]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/20/andy-gatz-cheez-it_n_1441313.html?ref=topbar

Man, if I was her, I'd be pretty cheesed.

[indianasmith]

She was probably making him watch TWILIGHT, or somehting equally cheesy!

[Trevor]

That must be our friend Dave alias Cheezeflix. 

[tracy]

He threw a box of crackers at her for going to an Earth Day concert? What a jerk! If that were my husband he'd be having to have that box surgically removed.

[Leah]

Oh come one guys, stop trying to make these puns reek of cheese.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Oh come one guys, stop trying to make these puns reek of cheese.

Then I presume you don't want to hear that his last words were: "Cheez-its! It's the cops!"

[tracy]

Oh come one guys, stop trying to make these puns reek of cheese.

Then I presume you don't want to hear that his last words were: "Cheez-its! It's the cops!"

[Flick James]

She was probably making him watch TWILIGHT, or somehting equally cheesy!

Like porn maybe?

Wow. Cheez-its and porn. That's a bad case of orange-dick waiting to happen.