MAJOR REAL PERSON TO PICK NOSE

[alandhopewell]

      Just now, alandhopewell announced that he will pick his nose at some future date.
"Them boogers gum up the works, gotta get 'em out," said hopewell, flexing his left index finger as if to limber it up for the task.

     Several homosexual comics characters were unavailable for comment.

[Chainsawmidget]

Must be a slow news day. 


...

And in other news, the weather.  It's still outside. 

[Jack]

Film at eleven?

[Leah]

Meanwhile, in Texas, someone by the name of IndianaSmith had this to say:

I'm not commenting on this!

[Raffine]

      Just now, alandhopewell announced that he will pick his nose at some future date.
"Them boogers gum up the works, gotta get 'em out," said hopewell, flexing his left index finger as if to limber it up for the task.

     Several homosexual comics characters were unavailable for comment.

Please don't jump on the recent band wagon and cannibalize the results.

[Allhallowsday]

... Several homosexual comics characters were unavailable for comment.

Please don't jump on the recent band wagon and cannibalize the results.

Especially since he, himself, is no longer a homosexual! 

[Raffine]

On second thought, scientist now say mucophagy is good for you.

[indianasmith]

That does not change the fact that it is NASTY!!!

[Psycho Circus]

Several homosexual comics characters were unavailable for comment.

I'm sure they'll be outraged. Isn't nose picking forbidden in the ancient pages of comic book land? I don't believe in it myself even though I used to do it, but then Superman came to me in a dream and I changed my ways...

[tracy]

After several medications to induce a coma hopewell was helped to bed to sleep it off.