One more payment and it's ours!

[Nakuyabi]

I'm thinking buy-and-flip. How about you?

[tracy]

A "cosy little fix 'er upper" you say?

[Jack]

"Well yes, it is a little close to the artillery range, but on the other hand the property taxes are exceptionally low."

[Leah]

"Don't worry, sir and Ma'am, the bleeding walls won't harm anything of importance that you have/own."

[sprite75]

About thirty minutes after this photo was taken, Elwood crashed his car through this house while trying to escape police, a bunch of p**sed off country singers, and the local Neo-Nazis.

[retrorussell]

Here lives Mrs. B.J. Smegma.  She is trying not to be seen.  Mrs. Smegma, would you stand up please?
(no response)
Mrs. Smegma has learned the value of not being seen.  Unfortunately, she has chosen an obvious piece of cover.
(her house is destroyed)

[TheDope]

After defeating Voldemort and his minions, Harry and his friends did their
best to rebuild Hogwart's. ...It didn't go so well.

[Flangepart]

The Irony: This is the Mayor's house.

[Hammock Rider]

 

Tim Burton remakes The Brady Bunch.

[Venomx73]

Dracula: "Should you leave these rooms, you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the house. It is old and has many bad memories. Be warned."

[Leah]

When Salvador Dali makes houses.