Arnie Vs. Jean-Claude

[TheDope]

No kidding; you shop at "Tall And Bulky Has-Beens" too??

[tracy]

A remake of "Twins" is in the works....this time with more action.

[WingedSerpent]

No offense, but that might be one of the worst "Before & After" pictures I've ever seen.

[Chainsawmidget]

"Why do you talk so funny?  I can't understand a word you're saying." 

[AndyC]

"German."

"Frenchman."

[Flangepart]

"You're right, Arnie. I can't see the hair plugs. It sure looks real."

[sprite75]

Come on, Arnie say it!  Say "California!"

[Hammock Rider]

Arnie: So where did you get your eyes done?
JCVD: Dr Goldman on Wilshire.
Arnie: Oh I've heard he's wonderful.
JCVD: He'll Terminate those crow's feet.
Arnie: Oh you!

[sprite75]

JCVD: Good God Arnie, did you stick your finger in a lightsocket before coming over?

[fulci420]

Arnie= Is dis a fun house mirror or am i high again.