So this is where you hid the 2209

[sprite75]

Decker: So this is where you had that bottle of 2209 hidden?
Scotty: Aye lad.  If I hadda left it in my quarters it would ha disappeared within the hour.

[Flangepart]

The Dewers Distillary...In Spaaaaace!.

[tracy]

Look,Mr.Scott....just punch that button right there and Donkey Kong jumps over the barrels.

[Leah]

Watch me drop this keyboard solo!

[AndyC]

"Installing updates? Come on! I'm trying to work here!"

[Mr. DS]

We've been at this thing for years now and we still have no clue what it does.

[AndyC]

Pipe organs OF THE FUTURE!

[TheDope]

SCOTT - So you're sayin' all I have to do is fit my ashes into one of these tubes, push
that button there, and I can have my remains launched into outer space?

DECKER - It'd take a lot less time than waiting for a space shuttle to do it.

SCOTT - Hmmmm....

[sprite75]

James: Got a question, Stephen...
Stephen: Yes, James.
James: Do these new uniforms make my butt look big?

[sprite75]

Oh geez, who installed Angry Birds on here?

[AndyC]

"Of course it's amazing. I'm just asking who needs a bong this big."

[Trevor]

Oh geez, who installed Angry Birds on here?

[sprite75]

I think I found why this unit malfunctioned.  Someone stuck a tube full of underpants in here!