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Piranha 3DD (2012)

Started by Olivia Bauer, April 16, 2012, 11:29:06 AM

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Olivia Bauer


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#1
looks crap. will be watching.

edit, if you can only watch it in 3D with the glasses then I'll probably pass

Olivia Bauer

#2
Well if its tagline "Double the Ds" is accurate I imagine Menard will be running to the theater with a bottle of hand lotion.

Saucerman

I can't stand these movies where they try to be "over the top" and "out-do" previous films in the series.  As soon as I saw the bit in the trailer where a fish hides in a girl's crotch without her realizing it in order to bite off her boyfriend's pecker I knew I was done.  I'm not going to bother with this turd. 

FatFreddysCat

I thought the last "Piranha" was a hoot, and this one's got Gary Busey in it biting piranha's heads off, which automatically makes it a must see. :D
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

indianasmith

I want to see the Hoff get eaten!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Olivia Bauer

Quote from: indianasmith on April 18, 2012, 10:26:53 PM
I want to see the Hoff get eaten!

I hear Hoff trying to eat a burger is much more gruesome.

InformationGeek

Quote from: indianasmith on April 18, 2012, 10:26:53 PM
I want to see the Hoff get eaten!

Bah, I want see that happen to Gary Busey.

This looks so bad that it should be awesome.  Can it be just as fun as the first Piranha 3D?
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Kaseykockroach

As long as I don't have to see another CGI phallus, I'm in .
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Olivia Bauer

When I heard the new Piranha movie was going to have Busey in it, I just assumed he played one of the Piranhas. He would have been perfect, just look at those teeth!

indianasmith

Well, I saw it tonight.
And, I must say, if you liked the first film, you will like this one!

Lots of boobs, lots of prehistoric fish, and lots of blood and severed body parts.

Not to mention plot holes you could drive a truck through!!!!

The Hoff is absolutely brilliant, and Gary Busey chews up the landscape in his cameo. Be sure to check the "Busey Bloopers" in the Bonus Features!!

And get ready hear the phrase
"Little ginger moron!" too.

These guys followed Joe Bob Briggs' rule of successful sequel making: Make the first move all over again, only more so!

If you like bad movies, check this one out!!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

InformationGeek

Quote from: indianasmith on September 19, 2012, 11:27:47 PM
Well, I saw it tonight.
And, I must say, if you liked the first film, you will like this one!

Lots of boobs, lots of prehistoric fish, and lots of blood and severed body parts.

Not to mention plot holes you could drive a truck through!!!!

The Hoff is absolutely brilliant, and Gary Busey chews up the landscape in his cameo. Be sure to check the "Busey Bloopers" in the Bonus Features!!

And get ready hear the phrase
"Little ginger moron!" too.

These guys followed Joe Bob Briggs' rule of successful sequel making: Make the first move all over again, only more so!

If you like bad movies, check this one out!!!

Huh, I found this film much worse than the last film.  I wonder why that happened and then I realized it, it was directed by the guy who did Feast 2 and 3 and suddenly everything made sense!

Quote from: Kaseykockroach on April 19, 2012, 03:45:04 PM
As long as I don't have to see another CGI phallus, I'm in .

Well about a scene where a Piranha goes up a girl's "special area" and then pops out to bite a guy's d**k off?  Will that be any better?
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Chainsawmidget

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 19, 2012, 10:40:34 PM
When I heard the new Piranha movie was going to have Busey in it, I just assumed he played one of the Piranhas. He would have been perfect, just look at those teeth!
That's why the piranhas have gone berserk. Jealously.  He's horning in on their act.