California asked George Lucas contribute to tourisim...

[Flangepart]

And Disney said, 'Yea Verily, thout shall. We can claim it on the taxs.'

[Pacman000]

"No, the rebels aren't in the lighthouse.  *Sigh* I told Vader there are thousands of uncharted settlements, but noooooo."

[tracy]

Due to an extreme miscalculation,the Empire tried to take over Cape Cod.

[TheDope]

"That's no moon, that's a... lighthouse?"
"Screw this; let's go back to Tattooine."

[AndyC]

Aw man, now Lucas is changing Ray Bradbury stories.

[sprite75]

Now remember gentlemen, our orders are clear.  When we see Forrest Gump running up this way our orders are to shoot on sight.

[retrorussell]

AT-AT walker: "Man, I want to jump in.. but that water looks so cold!"

[Flangepart]

Sheriff Brody's shark patrol has the only one supplied with laser cannon.

[AndyC]

Some guys will stop at nothing to keep a good fishing spot to themselves.

[Mr. DS]

"I told you to fuel up an hour ago and NOW look where we are stuck!"

[sprite75]

Hell of a time for the backup camera to quit working!

[Mr. DS]

Fn GPS....


(not sure why i missed that initially...)

[Leah]

GOD DAMMIT APPLE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flangepart]

General Veers: "Oh I do hope they surrender. It'd make a simply lovely vacation spot."

[WingedSerpent]

Evey day she would stand out on the cliffs over looking the cold unforgiving ocean.  Every day she thought it would be the day her lover came back home.   She braved the winds and the waves, for no matter how bitter the sea would be, it could never compare to the pain of a broken heart, and the death of hope.