Play with reality? I jolly well will!

[Flangepart]

"I say Maud. Let go the tigers tail. He needs to have some sporting chance, old gel!"

[tracy]

Then there was the time I was in Africa.....the weather was dreadful and those native chaps were such a bother.

[Leah]

Does this coat make me look fat?

[Flangepart]

"Sorry about the pit trap. Hard to keep track of them all."

[BoyScoutKevin]

Trevor? Trevor? Is that you boy?

I didn't recognize you without your dirty undies.

[TheDope]

I say, old chap, time to sod off a hot toddy and pram the trolley to the flat straightaway, wot?

...whaddya mean, "I'm not British"???