I'm disappointed in my son...

[sprite75]

I'm disappointed in my son.  I was hoping he and his family would go into the beer business like I did.  Instead they went into the toilet paper business.

[LilCerberus]

So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.

[sprite75]

So... Which one is that a picture of?
It looks like a nondescript cartoon on a pack of cigarettes.

That's the Hamm's Beer Bear.  Hamm's is a beer that's usually found in the cheap part of most beer aisles, right along with Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee's Best, and Old Style.

[retrorussell]

No, it's pork product; packaged by dyslexic people.

[LilCerberus]

Okay, let's see......
Cheapest beer in the aisle, tobacco product, pork product, and a painful subject.....

This is turning into a very unpretty picture!

[Flangepart]

Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Sadly, Advertising 'icon' Hamm's Beer Bear was found dead today in the pork isle of the local Walmart today, choked to death on a ham bone.
The beer bear had been seriously dispondant of late, and had been over heard planning to 'make them remember me.'
The death is being ruled a suicide.

You mean, we've forgotten . . .

"From the land of sky blue waters.
Comes the beer refreshing.
Hamm's."

Yes, I have too much time on my hands.

[TheDope]

Hey, Boo-Boo: forget the pick-a-nick baskets; I found somethin' even better!