Plowdog blues.

[Flangepart]

OUT! And don't come back until you do the Wilson's driveway.

[tracy]

Dog:You can make all the snow angels you want but leave me out of it!

[Rev. Powell]

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow..."

[LilCerberus]

When the thickness of his fur failed to predict how the winter, it became clear they needed a new dog.

[Flangepart]

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow..."

Duh-duh-duh-duuuuh...

[Umaril Has Returned]

When the thickness of his fur failed to predict how the winter, it became clear they needed a new dog.

And thus was born...Ground-dog Day.

[retrorussell]

Fly, Fifi!  Fly!
(dog plops on the ground, onto a growing pile of other unsuccessful flight attempts)
Aw, man!