the 12 days of bad movies...

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

For some reason I woke up with this in my head:

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A copy of Halloween 3
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3

Etc.

Take it away!
_Ed

[zombie no.one]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A copy of Halloween 3
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Sex And The City 2's, Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3

[Leah]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A copy of Halloween 3
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three Sex And The City 2's, Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four Sharknados, Three Sex And The City 2's, Two Billy Jacks and A copy of Halloween 3.

[FatFreddysCat]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!

Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[Gst0395]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[Rev. Powell]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Steven Seagals a-slurring,
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[major jay]

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Jasons killing
Seven Steven Seagals a-slurring,
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[Flangepart]

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
9-walking deaaaaad!...

[indianasmith]

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
TEN Nightmare on Elm Street sequels,
Nine Walking Dead episodes,
Eight Jasons killing
Seven Steven Seagals a-slurring,
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[bob]

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
ELEVEN copies of Bucky Larson!
TEN Nightmare on Elm Street sequels,
Nine Walking Dead episodes,
Eight Jasons killing
Seven Steven Seagals a-slurring,
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[Gst0395]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve tapes of Grindhouse,
ELEVEN copies of Bucky Larson!
TEN Nightmare on Elm Street sequels,
Nine Walking Dead episodes,
Eight Jasons killing
Seven Steven Seagals a-slurring,
Six Ed Wood Classics,
FIIIIIIVE ROBO-CROOOOOOCS!
Four Sharknados,
Three Sex and the City 2's,
Two Billy Jacks,
and a copy of Halloween 3.

[indianasmith]

That is really good - truly!  But how about if we change the opening line to:

"On the first day of Christmas my bad movie lover gave to me -"