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DEAD IN TOMBSTONE (2103)

Started by indianasmith, October 28, 2013, 06:45:58 AM

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indianasmith

October 28, 2013, 06:45:58 AM
Danny Trejo plays Danny Trejo in this Danny Trejo western ghost story!
After Danny Trejo, the leader of a gang of bank robbers, is betrayed by Danny Trejo's half brother Red Callahan, the devil (played by Mickey Rourke) offers Danny Trejoy the deal of a deathtime: he will release his soul from torment if Danny Trejo can kill all six of the gang members that betrayed Danny Trejo at the beginning of the movie.  So, one year to the day after his bloody demise, Danny Trejo returns from the grave and begins blasting the bejeezus out of the town in true Danny Trejo fashion, as gold miners, prostitutes, and other civilians scurry for cover.
     One by one, the six gunslingers fall before the fury of Danny Trejo's pistols, until only Red remains alive - but he has a posse of corrupt U.S. Marshals to back him up! Can Danny Trejo survive long enough to exact vengeance, and purchase his release from hell?  Can Mickey Rourke swagger and snarl and chew up any more of the landscape?  Can the lead mines of Nevada keep up with the demand for bullets from Danny Trejo's inexhaustible six-guns?  Find out when you watch DANNY TREJO in DEAD IN TOMBSTONE!!!






(Did I mention that this movie stars Danny Trejo?)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#1
October 28, 2013, 06:56:46 AM
What secret powers doth BrotherIndy have that he can go forward to the year 2103, see a movie and not age a day?  :wink:

A scary thought: I will be 136 when this thing is released.  :buggedout: :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

claws

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October 28, 2013, 07:05:06 AM
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I'm not surprised. As of now he has 26 movies completed, in post-production, filming, in pre-production and announced  :buggedout: :wink:

Its nice he's getting so much work lately, sadly he's not really picky about the quality of the movies he's in. Checking his filmography, I've actually seen Seven Mummies (2006), his lowest rated movie on IMDb :(

zelmo73

#3
October 28, 2013, 09:54:03 AM
Machete's first appearance in a movie was in Spy Kids (2001). True story!  :teddyr:
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indianasmith

#4
October 28, 2013, 08:38:39 PM
In my defense, I had only been awake 20 minutes this morning when I typed that date in . . . .  :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

#5
October 29, 2013, 12:55:56 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 28, 2013, 08:38:39 PM
In my defense, I had only been awake 20 minutes this morning when I typed that date in . . . .  :bouncegiggle:

:teddyr: :teddyr:

Leave it as it is: it gave me a good laugh.  :thumbup:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

messedup

#6
December 15, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
It's basically Machete in the Wild West. Thought it was alright. Danny Trejo is cool as ever and Mickey Rourke does a mean Satan.
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