Yippee: Kraken status, finally!

[Mofo Rising]

Well, congratulations, I guess.

But I think the dark truth about your kraken status is tied up within the dark truth of your underpants status.

Look, we're friends. But you've got a serious problem. A serious underpants problem. I'm happy to celebrate this with you, Trevor is clearly the GOOD GUY of our group.

But your underpants are as dark and disturbing as humanity can get. I don't know that I can celebrate that. What would that say about me as a person, that I was okay with the destructiveness of your nether regions?

I'm just saying I'm very conflicted here.

[Rev. Powell]

Well, congratulations, I guess.

But I think the dark truth about your kraken status is tied up within the dark truth of your underpants status.

Look, we're friends. But you've got a serious problem. A serious underpants problem. I'm happy to celebrate this with you, Trevor is clearly the GOOD GUY of our group.

But your underpants are as dark and disturbing as humanity can get. I don't know that I can celebrate that. What would that say about me as a person, that I was okay with the destructiveness of your nether regions?

I'm just saying I'm very conflicted here.

We have to be able to separate Trevor from his underpants!

That didn't come out the way I intended. But you get the idea.

[Trevor]

Well, congratulations, I guess.

But I think the dark truth about your kraken status is tied up within the dark truth of your underpants status.

Look, we're friends. But you've got a serious problem. A serious underpants problem. I'm happy to celebrate this with you, Trevor is clearly the GOOD GUY of our group.

But your underpants are as dark and disturbing as humanity can get. I don't know that I can celebrate that. What would that say about me as a person, that I was okay with the destructiveness of your nether regions?

I'm just saying I'm very conflicted here.

LOL 

[Trevor]

We have to be able to separate Trevor from his underpants!

That didn't come out the way I intended. But you get the idea.

[Mofo Rising]

Well, congratulations, I guess.

But I think the dark truth about your kraken status is tied up within the dark truth of your underpants status.

Look, we're friends. But you've got a serious problem. A serious underpants problem. I'm happy to celebrate this with you, Trevor is clearly the GOOD GUY of our group.

But your underpants are as dark and disturbing as humanity can get. I don't know that I can celebrate that. What would that say about me as a person, that I was okay with the destructiveness of your nether regions?

I'm just saying I'm very conflicted here.

We have to be able to separate Trevor from his underpants!

That didn't come out the way I intended. But you get the idea.

Alright, Rev, you've got to keep this secret. Don't let Trevor know we're talking about him behind his back.

I've got a hypothesis, and since I'm using science terminology, you know I'm legit. What I think we've got here is a case of true symbiosis. Trevor, as we know him, is a very kind and sweet man. But I don't think that man wouldn't exist without the darkness of his underpants. There are two Trevors. We get to talk to the pleasant, one-man encyclopedia of South African film. Truly a joy to talk to.

But that man would not exist unless he was built upon a panopticon of underpants terror. Truly, I do not think you could separate the two. The good Trevor only exists because the dark Trevor is poised to destroy humanity.

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

[Trevor]

Alright, Rev, you've got to keep this secret. Don't let Trevor know we're talking about him behind his back.

I've got a hypothesis, and since I'm using science terminology, you know I'm legit. What I think we've got here is a case of true symbiosis. Trevor, as we know him, is a very kind and sweet man. But I don't think that man wouldn't exist without the darkness of his underpants. There are two Trevors. We get to talk to the pleasant, one-man encyclopedia of South African film. Truly a joy to talk to.

But that man would not exist unless he was built upon a panopticon of underpants terror. Truly, I do not think you could separate the two. The good Trevor only exists because the dark Trevor is poised to destroy humanity.

Keep it secret, keep it safe.

Dark Lord Trevor sees all and hears all!  

And I am also smiling broadly on a Monday: not easy for me, but after reading this, I am smiling.  

[RCMerchant]

'Grats,ole,buddy! Yer a  Krak-head now! But the cool kind! Not the  kind that stay up all night eating garbage, picking scabs and spouting gibberish...uh...wait a minute...

[Trevor]

Not the  kind that stay up all night eating garbage, picking scabs and spouting gibberish...uh...wait a minute...

I'm putting that description of me on my CV as soon as possible.