Hi, I'm high...on THIS!

[Flangepart]

Wanna be stupid in front of total strangers? Drink 'Ol Dead Brain Cell. The beer for just divorced advertising models.

[LilCerberus]

See it? See this? See it? See? I'm pointin' at it! See? See it? See?

[Rev. Powell]

I asked this fine Pilsner to pull my finger... let's see if the stupid brew falls for it!

[tracy]

Try Loser's  Lager....you can't get this idiotic expression from just any old beer.

[retrorussell]

I spy with my little eye, something that starts with B.  Something that starts with B..  No?  It rhymes with "ear".  Come on, it's this thing!  What the hell's wrong with you?!  You suck at this game!

[LilCerberus]

This is a glass.
This is beer.
The beer is in the glass.
The glass is full of beer.
This is a beer in a glass.
This is a glass of beer.
Tom picked up the glass of beer.
Tom held up the glass full of beer, and pointed at the beer in the glass.
Pointing at the glass full of beer, Tom smiled, and said.... (Wait a minute, there seems to be a page missing.)