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One Weiner joke too many.

Started by Flangepart, March 26, 2014, 05:53:14 PM

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Flangepart

March 26, 2014, 05:53:14 PM


Frank screamed 'I'll show you to laugh at my hot dog, Alice!" just before he stuffed the hot dog vender down her throat.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

LilCerberus

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March 26, 2014, 06:05:15 PM
The hot dog vendor fixed himself one tallboy after another... :drink:
He needed it after years of hearing inept variations on the same *&%$#@! joke all day long, day after day... :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

retrorussell

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March 26, 2014, 09:03:20 PM
Woman: I haven't enjoyed beer and weiners this much since junior high!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

tracy

#3
March 28, 2014, 02:57:56 PM
Bill,are you kidding? Even a cold one won't make those crappy hot dogs taste good.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

jdlarch

#4
March 30, 2014, 01:09:44 AM
Oh John, I wish this hot dog vendor would stop opening beer bottles with my AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

Umaril Has Returned

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March 30, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on March 26, 2014, 05:53:14 PM


Alice: "Oh, Frank it's so cute, it looks like a penis, only smaller"!

LilCerberus

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April 02, 2014, 10:23:08 PM
Twenty years of having to give all this beautiful beer to OTHER PEOPLE! :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
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