Don't turn around, Sheila.

[Flangepart]

The Patron Spirit of Female Domesticity hovers in the background, eager to bite the head off Sheila for not feeding her husband to the Cubical drones at the beginning of spring. The P.S.F.D. is a jealous b***h.

[retrorussell]

Everywhere Sheila turned around, the face of her mother would appear to annoy her and tell her how awful her husband was.