Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed

[sprite75]

From Portland;

PORTLAND – A naked man doing push-ups in the street was killed early Sunday morning in North Portland, police said.

A naked man was reportedly running in traffic near Portsmouth Avenue around 4 a.m., according to Pete Simpson of Portland police.

While officers were driving to the scene, another caller reported the man was doing push-ups in the roadway. A third caller then said the man had been hit by a vehicle, Simpson said.

When officers arrived, they found the man was deceased.

[indianasmith]

And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!

[Bushma]

Another reason to be glad I don't live in Portland, just near it.

[Jack]

I hope the driver that killed him doesn't feel too bad.  I know I wouldn't 

[Umaril Has Returned]

Not only does it sound like he was a "middle of the road" kind of guy,  but it was "written in concrete" that he was gonna' get killed 

[sprite75]

And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!