Mooo-ving right alone...

[Flangepart]

Of all the things she would long for when Boris left, she'd miss the milking the most.

[sprite75]

The parents of Mr. Steak.

[tracy]

Elsie went to a private detective because she suspected that Elmer was having an affair.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Elsie went to a private detective because she suspected that Elmer was having an affair.

If that's Elmer, then an affair isn't the only thing Elmer has had, since that looks like a cow.

(Looks like a cow, since I saw enough of 'em, when I stayed with my mother's father who was a dairy farmer. And not like a bull, like the ones my father's kin owned,  who were cattle ranchers.)

[Flangepart]

D'OH!...Still funny though...