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Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors

Started by sprite75, June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM

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sprite75

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

QuoteAccording to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.
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QuoteIt has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

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Quote from: messedup on June 19, 2014, 08:00:37 AM
I actually want one of those :teddyr:

Yeah that might sound like fun, but every now and then ya' just have to have some good old-fashioned fun and "take the problem in hand", if ya' get my meaning.  :wink:

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Jack

Quote from: sprite75 on June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM
And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

If you could drop me a PM when they hit the market, that'd be super  :teddyr:
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Ed, Ego and Superego

I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.

Ed
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sprite75

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BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: sprite75 on June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM
Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

QuoteAccording to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.

Jack

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

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sprite75

Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on June 21, 2014, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM
Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

QuoteAccording to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.

I hope they have 4XL.
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Ed, Ego and Superego

What they don't tell you about is the the 6 inch needle that does the extracting.
-Ed
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