Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors

[sprite75]

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

[indianasmith]

Bet their donation rates go up!!!

[TheDope]

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

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[messedup]

I actually want one of those

[Umaril Has Returned]

I actually want one of those

Yeah that might sound like fun, but every now and then ya' just have to have some good old-fashioned fun and "take the problem in hand", if ya' get my meaning. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

We all know where this ends up:



-Ed

[Jack]

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

If you could drop me a PM when they hit the market, that'd be super 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.

Ed

[sprite75]

I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.

Ed

Yeah me too.

[lester1/2jr]

too late I broke it sorry guys

[BoyScoutKevin]

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.

[Jack]

too late I broke it sorry guys

Eh, made in China.  That was bound to happen.

[sprite75]

Automatic sperm extractors.  That's a thing now....

According to China's Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet.

Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine.

The size of the pipe!

And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00.

How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00.

I hope they have 4XL.

[Umaril Has Returned]

too late I broke it sorry guys

Eh, made in China.  That was bound to happen.

Might contain lead too 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

What they don't tell you about is the the 6 inch needle that does the extracting.
-Ed