All this, and not a Python is sight.

[Flangepart]

"And no, I repeat NO taunting. The management are tired of all the French b***hing, and none of you blighters can get the stupid accent right."

[tracy]

We had to stand in line for three hours and didn't even get a speaking part!

[sprite75]

Dammit, this is Japanese!  This will not do!  This reenactment is supposed to be from several hundred years before the first European made contact with Japan!  This is the last time we do BYOW!