Hazel Green, Wisconsin man is in a bit of a pickle

sprite75 · July 14, 2014, 07:04:12 PM

QuoteJohn P. Marty, 48, faces the serious misdemeanor charge after his arrest Saturday.

According to a criminal complaint, Dubuque police responded at 1:17 p.m. Saturday to Pickle Barrel, 2418 Central Ave., for a report of a man touching himself inappropriately.

The complaint said witnesses told officers that Marty entered the store to get something to eat and sat at a table. An employee said she saw Marty watching a pornographic video on his cellphone when he started touching himself inappropriately.

Officers reported that Marty admitted watching pornography on his phone but that he denied doing anything else inappropriate.

bob · July 14, 2014, 10:06:49 PM

state pride

Trevor · July 14, 2014, 10:10:23 PM

*Hurriedly deletes videos and feelthy peectures on his Nokia*

Ed, Ego and Superego · July 15, 2014, 01:12:22 PM

Where else can you finger a gherkin than at Pickle Barrel?

Jack · July 16, 2014, 06:28:14 AM

Cheeseheads.

Rev. Powell · July 16, 2014, 07:15:03 AM

He got a raw dill.

sprite75 · July 20, 2014, 10:46:43 PM

Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 16, 2014, 07:15:03 AM
He got a raw dill.

Yeah. After all the only thing he did was tickle his pickle.

indianasmith · July 20, 2014, 11:21:48 PM

He was just gherkin around!

TheDope · July 26, 2014, 10:15:39 PM

PACKERS!!!

BoyScoutKevin · August 04, 2014, 05:47:59 PM

Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on July 26, 2014, 10:15:39 PM
PACKERS!!!

Nothing says "Pickle!" like a Cheesehead!