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Why childhood stinks.

Started by Flangepart, August 07, 2014, 05:27:55 PM

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Flangepart



"Honey, your dad passed out in the elephant tent, snockered, face up, and Jumbo pooped on his head. It's life. Deal with it."
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

retrorussell

Timmy's love for a pachyderm in the PLAYELEPHANT magazine gave him a "special feeling", so in case he needed to go Number 3, he would have Kleenex ready.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

LilCerberus

Childhood? Heck! That's the story of my life! :hatred: :bluesad: :lookingup:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.