Mutant Cows: See Cow, sea cow sell.

[Flangepart]

Sure she got well paid, but in the back of her mind, Elsie really wanted to see a shark get 'luckey.'

[LilCerberus]

Of course, no one was paying attention to Elsie, and Elsie was trying really hard not to pay attention to everyone else watching a little boy giving a demonstration of how to help a heffer bring a dogie into the world...