Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart

[sprite75]

From Florida;

DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.

Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.

Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.

Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett's pants.

Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me?

I got this one...

[Trevor]

From Florida;

DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants.

Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com.

Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him.

Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett's pants.

Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me?

I got this one...

All I can say to Mr Puckett is 

[Jack]

Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants?  Wouldn't that be kind of...cold?

Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I am totally stunned how many of these start with "Florida Man/Woman Arrested for..."

And while I like a tongue in the pants region as much as anyone, this MIGHT be wrong somehow.

-Ed

[BoyScoutKevin]

Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants?  Wouldn't that be kind of...cold?

Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me.

Probably. It reminds me of the woman who put a frozen whole chicken under her hat and then tried to walk out of the door. She was arrested, when she had a brain freeze and fainted.

[Flangepart]

Tongue: The meat so good it speaks for itself.