Man charged with possession of marijuana and giving horse a blow job.

[sprite75]

From Wisconsin (aka Florida north)

A man has been charged with possession of marijuana and giving a blow job to a horse.

Jared Kreft, 30, was discovered inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly, according to court documents. He was also wearing a face mask and trousers with a hole cut in the crotch area.

And police say Kreft told them he had been watching 'horse pornography' before going to the barn, performing oral sex on the horse there and then trying to arouse the horse with his hand.

[bob]

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I'm surrounded by idiots and sickos in Wisconsin.

[sprite75]

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I'm surrounded by idiots and sickos in Wisconsin.

Nah, that's all over the upper midwest.

[Leah]

We knew his voice would be hoarse when weed was involved, but this is ridiculous.

[Rev. Powell]

I was wondering if we should make puns about this story. Ultimately I decided "neigh."

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I'm surprised people are not jockeying for positions on the punnery.

[sprite75]

I'm surprised people are not jockeying for positions on the punnery.

Seems like they're galloping away from that.

[VenomX73]

[indianasmith]

And we're off to the races . . . .

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

You guys are stallion for time I think.

[indianasmith]

They're mare-ly taking a break!