Vivid willing to pay $1 million for Mama June sex tape

[sprite75]

And I really didn't need to know about this either;

Vivid Entertainment, in its infinite wisdom, has calculated that America's growing interest in "big, beautiful women" and our morbid curiosity about the Honey Boo Boo family add up to ideal market conditions for a porno starring estranged couple Mama June Boo Boo and Mike "Sugar Bear" Boo Boo.

The company behind landmark sex tapes like Kim K Superstar and Backdoor Teen Mom is willing to pay $1 million "or more" to see unemployed ex-reality stars June and Sugar Bear reunite. And, more specifically, f**k.

In a letter to Mama June, released by TMZ, studio head Steven Hirsch emphasizes her unique appeal in the thriving BBW market, and promises "as much creative input as you would like."

Doing the tape wouldn't make things in Boo Boo Land any more insane than they already are, after the family's TLC show was cancelled because June apparently dumped Sugar Bear for a convicted child molester who preyed on one of her own daughters.

[indianasmith]

I must say if a comet smashed our planet right now, I don't know that I would blame it . . .

[Jack]

I was just thinking about how I wish I'd been born 100 years earlier when the world was sane.

[VenomX73]

[sprite75]

The Young Turks had their own thoughts on the matter;

Vivid Offers Mama June A Million For A Sex Tape

[akiratubo]

I will pay $1M for her not to appear in a sex tape.

[VenomX73]

[sprite75]

I will pay $1M for her not to appear in a sex tape.

Someone should start a kickstarter for that.

[Trevor]

True: I would pay them to burn that tape. 

[Devostator]

vivid is losing its mind