(You know where) man arrested for semen incident at Wally World

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A Florida (obviously) man is in trouble for a semen incident at Wally World;

While inside a Walmart in Florida (where else?), mouse-eared worker Taylor Davis was arrested for jerking off and then throwing his bodily fluids on an unsuspecting female shopper.

The 20-year-old was strolling around the infants section, listening to some enticing "audio pornography" and happened to spot an attractive lady walking the aisles.

He then decided to follow her and, through a hole in his sweatshirt that allowed him instant penis access, fondle himself.

A Walmart security guard watched Taylor's inappropriate behavior, which culminated with him wiping a "white substance" on some merchandise, and called the cops.

Of course, I got this one;
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