Oregon man arrested for public self pleasuring near Tickle Creek.

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It gets better.  The dude's name?  Michael Dick.

An Oregon man called Michael Dick has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in the Tickle Creek area, reports KOIN 6.

The ironically named 53-year-old was detained Wednesday.

Cops had received reports of a naked, wig-wearing man pleasuring himself in the also aptly-monikered road.