Used Imperial Star Destroyer for Sale

[sprite75]

Someone posted a Craigslist ad offering the crashed Star Destroyer from the Star Wars trailer for sale;

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Without further ado, the brilliant ad, in its entirety:

"Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.

"Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest. I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else's gain!"

Two things.
A) Dibs
B) The original ad had been moved to the Best of Craigslist.

[Alex]

Just take all my money!

[Bushma]

^^

You're the one that beat me to it?!

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Crap, I wanted a Victory Class... Much more fuel efficient.
-Ed

[BoyScoutKevin]

We need to have an auction. Who's with me? Just one question, if I make the final bid, can it be delivered across the galaxy to my home on planet Earth, or do I have to go to Tatooine to pick it up myself?

[VenomX73]

Trade for Darth Vader's lightsaber and 1 Gungan shield generator...

[LilCerberus]

Does this include the land it's on, or am I gonna hafta find a trailer park & have it towed?
This aint on a flood plain, is it?

[VenomX73]

So... wait, if the story is - a long, long time ago...
and this is after Return of the Jedi - on the planet of Jakku...

Is this add old... or is it still up for sale?